If every hole looks like a MuMu to you, then you might want to find a girlfriend and convince yourself of a different reality.

Peace be with you, chamberlain.

Boy, you should probably look for something cheaper. At your age, you're more likely to spend your money on other things.
Enlighten me further
That would be something for you, wouldn't it? Or can't you read yet and someone else is writing and reading for you?