My Magic Wand Wall Massager

My Magic Wand Wall Massager


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    RF99VDM

    4 years ago

    Nice :)

    I have never had such a powerful massage stick. However, I used him not for back, shoulder, neck e.c.t. He comes with me during sex to use. And I have to say , you go through the ceiling. This thing is so powerful and you can't get enough of it. With a little bit of lube even better. 

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    Universe 1

    3 years ago • purchased this product

    purchased this product

    Noisy as f*** / Vachement bruyante / Verdammt laut

    As I mentioned in the title, this thing is noisy as f***. If you have neighbours you like, this can be a problem. However, if you can ignore the noise long enough, it can easily be drowned out by your moans of pleasure. (Funny that Galaxus should translate the expression "wand massager" (which their Google translation assumes is German) as "wall massager"--this thing is powerful enough to get the walls vibrating too!

    Comme je l'ai mentionné dans le titre, cet appareil est bruyant à en crever. Si vous avez des voisins que vous aimez, cela peut être un problème. Cependant, si vous pouvez ignorer le bruit assez longtemps, il peut facilement être noyé par vos cris d'extase. (Il est amusant que Galaxus traduise l'expression anglaise "wand massager" (que leur traduction Google suppose être de l'allemand) par "wall massager" -- l'appareil est assez puissant pour faire vibrer les murs en même temps!).

    Wie ich im Titel erwähne, ist das Ding verdammt laut. Wenn Sie Nachbarn haben, die Sie mögen, kann das ein Problem sein. Wenn Sie den Lärm jedoch lange genug ignorieren können, kann er leicht von Ihrem Stöhnen der Lust übertönt werden. ((Witzig, dass Galaxus den englischen Ausdruck "wand massager" (von dem die Google-Übersetzung annimmt, dass er deutsch ist) als "wall massager" übersetzt - dieses Ding ist stark genug, um auch die Wände zum Vibrieren zu bringen!)
     

    Pro

    • Works like magic on body parts that are hurting real bad, if you know what I mean
    • Doubles as a jackhammer for your next DIY road construction project
    • Generates a lot of noise from you
    • Marche à souhait sur les parties du corps qui ont grand besoin d'attention, si vous me saisissez....
    • Peut servir de marteau-piqueur pour votre prochain projet de construction routière.
    • Génère beaucoup de bruit de votre part
    • Wirkt wie Magie auf Körperteile, die wirklich schmerzen, wenn Sie wissen, was ich meine
    • Dient auch als Presslufthammer für Ihr nächstes DIY-Straßenbauprojekt
    • Erzeugt eine Menge Lärm von Ihnen

    Contra

    • Requires a late-night construction permit from the city (due to the noise)
    • Generates a lot of noise
    • Nécessite l'obtention d'un permis de construire de nuit auprès de la ville (en raison du bruit).
    • Génère beaucoup de bruit
    • Erfordert eine Baugenehmigung für die späte Nacht von der Stadt (wegen des Lärms)
    • Erzeugt viel Lärm

    This review was created for a different variant: Wall Massager

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    Marona92

    3 years ago • purchased this product

    purchased this product

    A little loud but worth the money

    Pro

    • Various modes
    • Thanks to cable long usable
    • Leads to pleasant results, very often if you want to
    • Price - performance absolutely okay

    Contra

    • A bit loud, but you get used to it
    • The neighbors might be a little annoyed after use

    This review was created for a different variant: Wall Massager

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    diemicha1

    3 years ago • purchased this product

    purchased this product

    Well

    This vibrator has unfortunately only two continuous vibration levels. The other modes bells and whistles I do not need.
    I think he could be quiet a little stronger. He was almost too weak for me.
    Understand all the good reviews
    honestly not quite.  

    Pro

    • large contact surface

    Contra

    • quite heavy
    • plastic seems cheap

    This review was created for a different variant: Wall Massager

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    PaladinX

    3 years ago • purchased this product

    purchased this product

    The woman screams the whole house together

    Pro

    • Very strong engine
    • Woman happy
    • Long cable
    • Woman also second and third time happy

    Contra

    • Big
    • Heavy
    • Only a few programs

    This review was created for a different variant: Wall Massager

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    jasonmillette.ad

    4 years ago • purchased this product

    purchased this product

    Hits the spot!

    What can I say here...

6 out of 21 reviews

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