A poem to the Arctic Liquid Freezer II 360
7.10.2023
Translation: machine translated
Are you looking for an all-in-one water cooling system without frills, but with decent cooling efficiency? Then your search has come to an end with the Liquid Freezer II 360 from Arctic. An appreciation in poem form.
In the realm of coolers, large and opaque,
you are enthroned, Arctic Liquid Freezer II, proud and mighty.
Your proprietary pump provides the flow with a barely audible hum,
and keeps even the 7900X running at 230 watts.
Your three fans, each 120 millimetres in size,
whir quietly like a cat in your lap.
With your 360 millimetre radiator,
you can tame even the most powerful processor.
In Blender or when gaming, you cool quickly,
and come off the line fully assembled.
Your cables are hidden from view,
only that of the pump is plugged into the mainboard.
Your design is so elegant, in black and white,
only your radiator is 45 millimetres thick, I know.
That's why you don't fit into every case,
Mini-ITX fears you like elephants fear mice.
Icy water flows through your fabric-covered tubes,
while your little fan cools the VRM, it's fun.
Your copper cooling block fits all standard sockets,
your aluminium cooling fins provide the cooling in the housing.
Your face shines by itself,
you think nothing of RGB.
That's the way it has to be,
I'm not into appearances.
Arctic Liquid Freezer II 360, my faithful friend,
is now sitting on my testbench so the CPU doesn't brown.
You keep it running at its best,
so I recommend you to old and young alike.
Kevin Hofer
Senior Editor
kevin.hofer@digitecgalaxus.chFrom big data to big brother, Cyborgs to Sci-Fi. All aspects of technology and society fascinate me.
